Headshave Memes Telugu and English

I'm so lucky to have a mom who loves getting my headshaved without my consent although I'd always say yes 😝

Impossible to find such girl, unless you're super duper successful 😝 or have killer looks.. If you are neither just shave your head and pray your fantasies come true.. 😊

Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  

Translation: *Nivi watching her boyfriend's head being shaved in front of all her friends* "Poor moron..! I told him that the girls need one guy to play the only male character of their play and he's off to play that role but he didn't even give me the time to reveal that it is a play about eve teasing awareness and that male character is the eve teaser who gets his head shaved as part of the play! Now all those girls are shaving his head smooth, lol..!"

Translation: "See Mr. Barber, don't be shy that I look all posh and stylish! Please rub my shaved head 4 times or more and make sure it is very smooth... Take as much money as you want but make sure you don't leave any marks, this is my first headshave after marriage!"

Translation: *In the tonsure hall* 1. "Wow, you look so cute with that gundu sis! Now my turn, let me touch your head come here!" 2. "Hello, could you stop being over excited and sit down for your gundu? it's your turn now. You're stalling and causing my headshave to be delayed." 3. "This girl looks like a b*mbo. I must say I'm from cnn and dupe her and record her headshave!"

These fetishists are easy to spot, especially when they don't wear hats.

Translation: When you wake up in the middle of the night to 'scrrkk' sounds see your bald boyfriend in the bathroom: "I think he's shaving his head again with the razor I use to shave my pu*ic hair.. I'll have to talk to him tomorrow about his fetish and shave his head by myself from now on. This is disturbing my sleep everyday."

Translation: "Come on in, Mr. barber, it's me whose head must be shaved. I asked my husband to shave my head but he said he can't and told me he'd send a barber home. Now if you shave my head first, there are few other things my husband ' can't ' and I'd like to make you do them too. What do you say?"

Translation: "What's this dear, you brought me to your village temple saying it's just some pooja ritual, but here why is there a barber sitting under the tree and why are you asking me to wet my hair now?"

Translation: "Director Sir, I didn't know that today's shoot had sleeveless costumes for me and I forgot to shave my underarms. I'm also allergic to veet. There is some other shoot happening in a nearby set where they are getting junior artists' heads shaved for some comedy scene it seems.. If you let me, I will go over there to have my armpits shaved and comeback within 5 mins, sir."

Translation: Reporter: "Ma'am, at the time of launch of this movie, didn't you make a challenge that you would shave your head if the movie flops?" Keerthy: "Yes, I did. That's why the headshave community from facebook review bombed my movie and made the movie flop hard. How can I not shave my head now.. I'm going to tirumala next week and I'll be shaving my head there."

"I cried so much at home that I don't want this headshave at temple but over here why do I suddenly feel this strong desire to get my headshave done! Let God take care of everything else, I'll just go and get all this long hair totally shaved.."

"We've finally reached tirupati.. just few more hours and all my long hair will be removed and made a smooth bald head.. It's my 10 years long dream after all.."

"You lied me that there is no vow and brought me here to tirupati and now you're asking me to come to tonsure hall with you for my headshave.. Don't you have an ounce of shame or what, dear?"

"Hello Hello..! calm down! I know you get excited whenever I mention 'Headshave' but we are going to tirupati not for my headshave but my younger brother's! Don't get your hopes up that I may come back with gundu. My headshave will happen only after our marriage.."

"What? Just because I slapped your son's shaved head, you won't send your son to the tuition until his hair grows back ha? If he can't even recite math tables properly even after reaching tenth class, should I kiss him instead of slapping him?"