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It's okay. You can enjoy him later in the night.

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Translation: MIL: "Hey girl, where are you? Your husband's headshave is almost done there. How long will you take to mix and bring the sandalwood paste?" Fetishist Wife: Inner Voice: "This old hag is so irritating. I thought of having my hubby's head shaved by supervising it close but she sent me into kitchen to mix sandalwood paste. Now I'm trying to rub my p**** watching his headshave through the window and she's not letting me do even that peacefully!" Outer Voice: "I'm bringing it aunty!"  

DIL who gets MIL

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Translation: MIL to be: "Your hair is just so beautiful dear." DIL to be: "Stop it aunty, what's the point of this beautiful hair. You have apparently made a vow to take me to tirupati immediately after I get married to your son and have my head shaved smoothly there it seems! Your son leaked it to me."  

Doesn't hurt to try though

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Translation: "My MIL wants to get my head shaved cause some fake baba told her that I'd get pregnant if I have my hair removed. As long as her son is impotent what would you get by having my head shaved except for my hair!"

Ideal MIL and DIL

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Translation: "Ah hello attamma (MIL)! It's me, nothing much.. We are going to offer our hair tomorrow right, see the pics of sarees I sent you on whatsapp and tell which one would suit me after my headshave!"

Wild thoughts of Headshave Lover Daughter In Law (with english translation)

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DIL's inner thought : "Oh, Attayya (MIL) sat down for headshave after the men of the house.. Looks like she is a secret headshave lover too just like me!" MIL: "What's up dear? You're staring at the headshaves like that.. Do you also want to have your head shaved huh? Tell me, I won't think anything bad of you!" DIL: "You won't object or anything, right? I have an itch between my legs just watching your smoothly shaved head.. If you say yes I feel like taking all my clothes off and have my head shaved here by the barber!"  

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