Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: "If getting this scanty armpit hair with straight razor feels so good, I wonder how good it must feel to get all the thick hair on the head shaved!"  

 

Translation: "You're gonna see me with a shaved head in some time at tonsure hall.. Even now how could you be checking out other women's shaved heads, honey?"

Translation: "Saar, don't think that just because I have scissors too I provide haircuts too! Their actual use is only to shape moustaches and put honorary 3 cuts in case of vow headshaves.. All I know is using a straight razor and nothing else."

Wife seeing hubby after headshave; "If I tell him that he looks sexy with that shaved head, he will get too cocky. I better pretend like he looks just average."  

(Translation: "There there! Don't you back off now! You told me that you would get my head shaved. Now if you tell me to go for 3 scisscors, I'll forget that you're my husband and kick you on your a**, I'm telling you!")

Translation: "The girl with Bob haircut who just met us was a classmate of mine. She divorced her husband just because he had her head shaved against her will. Judging by this, do you realize how much of a great wife I have been to you by tolerating all your bad habits?"

Translation: "Have you put a nice quality blade? If not, just tell me, I will get them from shop nearby. My shaved head turning out real smooth is important to me..!"

Normie Girls : "Please leave me dude, I don't wanna shave my head, leave me be." ; Fetishist Girls: "Oh you wanna shave my Head? come on babe, shave it as you please. Don't leave an inch of my body and shave me completely!"  

So, who's your favorite?

That gotta sting...

Stall Guy at Village fest: "Hey there, wanna shoot some balloons? You can win this nice Silk Ribbon if you get them all!" ; You: "I came to this fest just to get my headshave done! What would I do with all that ribbon? If you could change the prize to a shaving kit, then I'll consider giving it a shot!"

"Hey barber, how much longer will you take to shave those already bald uncles? Should I stay or go to someone else? You're making me wait so long for headshave!" "Okay I can't wait any longer now. I'm going to other stall. I thought if you did my headshave well I would bring all my family members too to you tomorrow. You lost my business." Barber: "Oh come on will you? Here, I'm done with them. You've been complaining non stop. Now, come and sit for your headshave, do you want me to put 3 scissors too?" "Yes but I don't want my head to be shaved with these cheap blades. I got my own blades and I want you to shave my head only with that!" Barber: "I don't know if I can do that.." "Here, have this 100 rupees and say no more. Just shave my head smooth with the blade I gave you. I will bring all my family tomorrow and get their heads shaved here by you!" Barber: "Seems like you're really into h...

You: "What is this babe? Why won't you stop bothering me? Ever since we are seeing each other you never let me have hair on my head.. Why are you so obsessed about headshave?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "Don't get so angry babe.. you look so cute when you are angry with that shaved head! I won't be bothering you for long anyway, just until we get married.." You: "So what after marriage then?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "You'll get used to it!"

Translation: "See Mr. Barber, don't be shy that I look all posh and stylish! Please rub my shaved head 4 times or more and make sure it is very smooth... Take as much money as you want but make sure you don't leave any marks, this is my first headshave after marriage!"

Translation: When you wake up in the middle of the night to 'scrrkk' sounds see your bald boyfriend in the bathroom: "I think he's shaving his head again with the razor I use to shave my pu*ic hair.. I'll have to talk to him tomorrow about his fetish and shave his head by myself from now on. This is disturbing my sleep everyday."