Foul Mouthed Girlfriend (with english translation)
Translation: Your GF: "You've got your headshave done, fine. Why didn't you get that p***c hair shaved?" You: "P***c hair? You mean the facial hair? they call it moustache, idiot." Your GF: "Yeah I know but you look like a D*** with that shaved head of yours. That is why I called them so!"