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DIL who gets MIL

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Translation: MIL to be: "Your hair is just so beautiful dear." DIL to be: "Stop it aunty, what's the point of this beautiful hair. You have apparently made a vow to take me to tirupati immediately after I get married to your son and have my head shaved smoothly there it seems! Your son leaked it to me."  

Pay for the damages

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It comes back...

Rituals must be respected (with english translation)

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Translation: "When they told me that they have some strict and peculiar rituals in wedding I thought they would be something like stomping on feet.. But what the hell is this getting bride's head shaved smoothly before the day of marriage! Headshave would make sense even if it was done for first night atleast. !"

Ex plans revenge (with english translation)

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Translation: *Your Ex in your engagement* "Vile b**tard! He shaved my head so many times during our college days that I lost my hair follicles and ended up having to wear a wig like this. Now he is getting engaged to a girl with such long braid.. I will bribe this b**ch's stylist at the time of their marriage and sabotage her hair!"

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