Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: "Dude this is egregious! When I was in college and my mom sent me to get my head shaved at a barbershop, I lost my virginity to the barber just to skip the headshave and that is how much of ruthless h*e I am when it comes to my hair..! And here you are calling me to a fake drinks party and restrain me to shave my head.. I will see your end you B*s*ard.. I beg of you, plz leave me man..!"

Translation: " Hey what's this babe! I barely felt that razor shaving my hair and there's so much hair in my lap already! Where did you learn shaving heads so good?"