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Telugu Memes 96 to 100 (added english translation)

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"Wth? they want me to get my head shaved next week at tirumala! I have spent so much on this new haircut for no good reason then!" "Hey, aren't you telling everyone about my next week's tirupati headshave and have been cracking jokes on the same, haven't you!" "Attayya (MIL), we are going to barbershop. your son wants to get my head shaved and that is why I didn't braid my hair." "I should have got my headshave done before joining the gym. I'm unable to bear this sweat now." "Honey, could you please buy me this necklace? I will even get my headshave done like you wanted. Please honey!"

Telugu Memes 91 to 95 (added english translation)

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"Omg, just cause I said no to headshave my husband is shaving our maid's head in the middle of the night." "Just a few more hours before I land. I'm coming to tirumala from US after a long time and gonna get my head shaved." "Can you see how bad my hair got thinned out? Just shave my head smooth. I will get good and healthy hair." "Yeah I just left the mall, I'm coming home. What? do you want me to get my head shaved on my way home? Okay I see a barbershop nearby. I will get head shaved smoothly there. Bye." "If I get my head shaved tomorrow, I will get decent growth by december. I can then grow it out and get it shaved again in may for the summer."

Telugu Memes 81 to 85 (added english translation)

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"See honey, do you know how many benefits come with a headshave? It feels so comfy, saves time, saves money on hair care products and on top of all this, getting the hair shaved with a straight razor feels so good they say.." "Mom, why waste money in the beauty parlor? See that barbershop over there, I'll get my headshave done there. They charge less and do a better job." "Dude, you can shave my head later. First shave my beard please." Regina: "Anu, I feel really happy to have my headshave done along you." ; Anasuya: "When beautiful women like us get our heads shaved, it makes not only us but everyone happy and btw your dress seems to be slipping down." "I must try some new hairstyle today. How about I try a complete headshave? Would that even suit my face? Whatever, I will just get it shaved and see, I will atleast have an experience left."

Telugu Memes 66 to 70 (added english translation)

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"I have been asking you to shave my head since our first night.. I'm done with you. If you want to keep this marriage alive, you have to get my headshave done today." "OMG! It's my mom. She just called me and told me to come home for Tirumala trip! I already have a pending headshave vow and they're asking me to clear it now. Looks like I can't escape my headshave this time!" "What's up Bava? (brother in law) Are you going to the fest to have your head shaved? Wait a minute. I will tell mom and come. I will join you and get my headshave done along with you there!" "Me? Get my head shaved? When you served me breakfast for the first time ever in our marriage I knew you were going to ask me for something like this." TAM : "We salute all the women who've been offering their hair and having their heads shaved neatly at Tirumala even in these modern times!" ; KAJU : "Yes, we salute you for that and we ...

Telugu Memes 61 to 65 (added english translation)

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PARENTS : "Please get your head shave this one time sweetie.." ; HEBAH : "I don't want you guys requesting me at all.. I love headshave very much and I'll get it done even if you don't want me to." "What are you all staring at? I can't take this summer heat anymore and I'm having my head shaved for the same.. If possible you should try it too and have your headshave done." "Aahhh..! I just told you that you can shave my head and you have started shaving it before I even completed my sentence.. What's such a hurry? You didn't even wet my hair and started shaving it..Aaahh!" Finally I'm at the barbershop. This is what I will tell the barber with no fear at all. "Anna, I need headshave. You have to shave it loose without any braids or tails that too only with Straight Razor." "I came here to this barbershop to get my headshave done without anyone knowing. You media guys followed me here too...

Telugu Memes 56 to 60 (added english translation)

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"Thank goodness, you're finally here! I was about to go to barbershop instead.. I have been waiting here since so long with these new blades in my hand cause you wanted to shave my head. Now shave my head without delaying further." "Hey. get a snap of my long hair. This might be last one with hair. I'm leaving to have my head shaved. Why don't you wait? I will be back in some time and you can do a photoshoot of mine with a smoothly shaved head!" "Hey everyone, I've got a surprise for you all! I will be shaving my head right here and now infront of you all and not just that! I'm gonna give one lucky person among you a chance to shave half my head!" "Before coming here I had no intentions of shaving my head. But after coming here and seeing so many women getting their heads shaved, I have decided to offer my hair too." "For all you who've been wishing me a happy birthday, I'm gonna shave my head for you...

Telugu Memes 41 to 45 (added english translation)

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"Hey, what's that in your pocket? That's a straight razor, isn't it? I know you've been dying to get a chance to shave my head!" "My husband is requesting me so much to have my headshave done.. Fine, I will do it. It would suit this hot summer and I can have leverage that I fulfilled his wish." "What's this headshave madness of yours dear? We have been married just two days back. Won't you let me stay with hair for a few more days too?" "I'm really glad to have won this award. That is why after this function is over I'm leaving to tirumala straight to offer my hair there." "Good morning honey..! Now drink this coffee and get yourself ready. You promised me that you will take me to barbershop for my headshave today."

Telugu Memes 36 to 40 (added English Translations)

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Isha: "Please leave me, I don't wanna shave my head." ; Her SIL: "The shave will be so smooth if you massage the wet hair like this. Just shut up and get your head shaved." "I don't know how to say this but I will ask away. would you please shave my head smooth with a straight razor.." "I'm fed up with this hair and came to have my head shaved. I just thought my dress would get spoiled and came this way, I hope you're fine with it." Reporter at movie launch: "Madam, is it really true that you will be seen with a shaved head in this movie?" ; Tam: "Yes. You still don't believe me? Fine. I will have my head shaved here and now on this stage in front of you all." "See dear, I have no problem with getting my head shaved. All I have a problem with is the fact that you would get my head shaved a barbershop instead of shaving my head with your own hands.."

Telugu Memes 31 to 35 (added English Translations)

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"Dude, I ask you with joined hands. Don't leave me with a buzzcut this time like you left me two years back. Please shave my head completely smooth this time." "I made a vow that I would have my head shaved if I make it big in Hollywood. I don't know when would I fulfill that vow and get rid of all this hair.." Rekha: "I have acted in so many movies with a wig on my shaved head. No one knew that." ; Sushmita: "I'm bald even now with a wig on my shaved head. LOL." "Oh sh*t! I didn't know that you called me to shave my head and unnecessarily shaved my undera*ms. I would be getting them shaved by you too!" Tam: "Do you see how excited the media is about my headshave?" ; Kajal: "Haha, sit your a** down. They're excited about MY headshave and not yours. Just shut up and smile for the photos now."

Telugu memes 26 to 30 (added English Translations)

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"Please come in. I have been expecting you. It was I who called your barbershop yesterday and requested a home service for my headshave." Kajal: "How did you even figure my wig out? I will gift you something after this event so please don't leak this matter anywhere." "I'm having my head shaved on stage for the first time. I'm just slightly tense if it would turn out to be smooth or not." "If you ever tell me that you're gonna shave my head and get a trimmer instead of a straight razor once again.. I will kick your n***" "Bye everyone. I'm going to tirumala to fulfill my headshave vow. I'm getting all my hair removed and next time you will be seeing me with a shaved head. See ya."

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