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Telugu Memes 96 to 100 (added english translation)

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"Wth? they want me to get my head shaved next week at tirumala! I have spent so much on this new haircut for no good reason then!" "Hey, aren't you telling everyone about my next week's tirupati headshave and have been cracking jokes on the same, haven't you!" "Attayya (MIL), we are going to barbershop. your son wants to get my head shaved and that is why I didn't braid my hair." "I should have got my headshave done before joining the gym. I'm unable to bear this sweat now." "Honey, could you please buy me this necklace? I will even get my headshave done like you wanted. Please honey!"

Telugu Memes 91 to 95 (added english translation)

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"Omg, just cause I said no to headshave my husband is shaving our maid's head in the middle of the night." "Just a few more hours before I land. I'm coming to tirumala from US after a long time and gonna get my head shaved." "Can you see how bad my hair got thinned out? Just shave my head smooth. I will get good and healthy hair." "Yeah I just left the mall, I'm coming home. What? do you want me to get my head shaved on my way home? Okay I see a barbershop nearby. I will get head shaved smoothly there. Bye." "If I get my head shaved tomorrow, I will get decent growth by december. I can then grow it out and get it shaved again in may for the summer."

Telugu Memes 86 to 90 (added english translation)

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"Instead of standing there and staring at me, why don't you go and wet your head? Don't you want your shaved head to turn out smooth or what?" "Aaahhh.. It feels so good to have my head shaved with straight razor like this.. I should get my head shaved again next week by him." "I was dying to get all this hair on my head shaved soon, now you're telling me you want to shave my head with your own hands. Thank you honey." "Uhh why is this barber being so rough my headshave! The loser didn't even wet my head first." "I have been here sitting in this waiting chair since so long and not a single person has bothered to ask me anything. I should have just gone to the cheap barbershop near our house. I would have gone home with a smoothly shaved head by now."

Telugu Memes 81 to 85 (added english translation)

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"See honey, do you know how many benefits come with a headshave? It feels so comfy, saves time, saves money on hair care products and on top of all this, getting the hair shaved with a straight razor feels so good they say.." "Mom, why waste money in the beauty parlor? See that barbershop over there, I'll get my headshave done there. They charge less and do a better job." "Dude, you can shave my head later. First shave my beard please." Regina: "Anu, I feel really happy to have my headshave done along you." ; Anasuya: "When beautiful women like us get our heads shaved, it makes not only us but everyone happy and btw your dress seems to be slipping down." "I must try some new hairstyle today. How about I try a complete headshave? Would that even suit my face? Whatever, I will just get it shaved and see, I will atleast have an experience left."

Telugu Memes 76 to 80 (added english translation)

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"It feels good getting my head shaved like this but I wonder if it's turning out to be smooth enough or not? I don't know how would I look after this. Well, why worry, I'm having it shaved to fulfill my husband's wish anyway." "Let me watch these Headshave videos until Barber is here. Aahaa.. How good they're shaving this girl's head.. If I sit like a good girl just like this, my head will turn out to be super smooth just like hers I guess.." REPORTER : "Madam, could you please share your hair maintenance secrets with us?" ; RAKUL : "Well, it's not much a secret. I just get my head shaved at tirumala once every three years. That is why my hair grows out healthy all the time." "Dude shave my head and armpits smooth, come. Wait, wait! I will go and get Gillette 7 o clock blades. The hair gets shaved really soft with those." "I think I got unnecessarily carried away with excitement and shaved m...

Telugu Memes 71 to 75 (added english translation)

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"Hey headshave lovers, I just got my head shaved smoothly for you all! Well, truth be told it is not completely for you guys.. I felt too hot with all that hair in this summer and felt like having all my hair shaved." "I have been waiting so long for my turn. Thank God, finally. Her headshave is over. Now it's my turn. Getting my head shaved smoothly is all that's left.." "Looks like these ear rings will be in the way during my headshave. I will remove them for now and put them back after getting my head shaved smoothly." HOST : "Whoever gets their head shaved on this stage here and now will be awarded a prize money of One crore rupees!" ; TAM : "Dude, I will do it for half of that price itself. I will have my headshave done here and now!" "I'm having my headshave done smoothly at the tonsure hall tomorrow! What about you Bava? (brother in law) Are you gonna get your head shaved along with me?"

Telugu Memes 66 to 70 (added english translation)

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"I have been asking you to shave my head since our first night.. I'm done with you. If you want to keep this marriage alive, you have to get my headshave done today." "OMG! It's my mom. She just called me and told me to come home for Tirumala trip! I already have a pending headshave vow and they're asking me to clear it now. Looks like I can't escape my headshave this time!" "What's up Bava? (brother in law) Are you going to the fest to have your head shaved? Wait a minute. I will tell mom and come. I will join you and get my headshave done along with you there!" "Me? Get my head shaved? When you served me breakfast for the first time ever in our marriage I knew you were going to ask me for something like this." TAM : "We salute all the women who've been offering their hair and having their heads shaved neatly at Tirumala even in these modern times!" ; KAJU : "Yes, we salute you for that and we ...

Telugu Memes 61 to 65 (added english translation)

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PARENTS : "Please get your head shave this one time sweetie.." ; HEBAH : "I don't want you guys requesting me at all.. I love headshave very much and I'll get it done even if you don't want me to." "What are you all staring at? I can't take this summer heat anymore and I'm having my head shaved for the same.. If possible you should try it too and have your headshave done." "Aahhh..! I just told you that you can shave my head and you have started shaving it before I even completed my sentence.. What's such a hurry? You didn't even wet my hair and started shaving it..Aaahh!" Finally I'm at the barbershop. This is what I will tell the barber with no fear at all. "Anna, I need headshave. You have to shave it loose without any braids or tails that too only with Straight Razor." "I came here to this barbershop to get my headshave done without anyone knowing. You media guys followed me here too...

Telugu Memes 56 to 60 (added english translation)

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"Thank goodness, you're finally here! I was about to go to barbershop instead.. I have been waiting here since so long with these new blades in my hand cause you wanted to shave my head. Now shave my head without delaying further." "Hey. get a snap of my long hair. This might be last one with hair. I'm leaving to have my head shaved. Why don't you wait? I will be back in some time and you can do a photoshoot of mine with a smoothly shaved head!" "Hey everyone, I've got a surprise for you all! I will be shaving my head right here and now infront of you all and not just that! I'm gonna give one lucky person among you a chance to shave half my head!" "Before coming here I had no intentions of shaving my head. But after coming here and seeing so many women getting their heads shaved, I have decided to offer my hair too." "For all you who've been wishing me a happy birthday, I'm gonna shave my head for you...

Telugu Memes 51 to 55 (added english translation)

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"The results will be out tomorrow. If I fail I'm gonna cry big time. If I pass, I have made a headshave vow cause I was afraid of failing the exams.. I will have to shave my head then and cry big time too.. How do I get out of this situation?" "I never believed tammu and shriya's words about headshave but the way this straight razor is shaving my head feels so awesome." "uffo.. I should have listened to tammu's advice. I'm unable to put up with this long hair. I better go to barbershop tomorrow and have my head shaved along with these armpits." "Didn't you tell me you would shave my head tomorrow? Why are you getting the things out today itself? Well, that's good too. I was thinking of asking you to shave my head today too.." "If you'd told me before, I'd have taken all my clothes off nicely before wetting the hair.. Look at me all shivering in these wet clothes now..! Won't you get anything r...

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