Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: Husband: "What's up with you? I'm a man and your husband! Won't you give me any respect?" Wife: "When the village panchayat had my head shaved infront of the village last year for cutting our maid's braid, you instead of stopping them had a boner in your lungi and picked up my shaved hair. You call yourself a man and a husband? You ate like a pig, now go and sleep. Once I finish my chores I will come and sleep with you."  

Translation:  My friends: "They are getting her head shaved at their village it seems. Poor one must be crying so badly." Meanwhile fetishist me during my headshave: "I'm next!"

Translation: "I said there will be 'a headshave' not necessarily mine.. Now enough with complaining and let's go have a bath."

Translation: 1. "This barber seems weird. He could just rub with his hand to check the smoothness of the shaved head but he is squeezing the head so much while shaving it.." 2. "What about my mother in law then.. He's squeezing and touching her head so much and even at this age she's shamelessly closing her eyes and enjoying his touch. I guess it feels so good to have your head shaved..!" 3. "Well, why wouldn't it be.. There's an ongoing rumor in the village that she has been having an affair with this same barber guy in the name of weekly headshave for being a widow..!" 4. "I think my husband inherited his headshave fetish from this b***h only. When I told him that people may mistake me for a widow if I shaved my head, he said let people think he is dead, but won't let me go without getting my head shaved and made me sit down here for my headshave along with my MIL. What else can I do now apart from shaving my head.....

Translation: *My wife during my village headshave* "I didn't speak a word back at the tonsure hall cause our relatives were all around us but I have to say your beard and moustache look so bad with that shaved head of yours and do not suit you at all! Even then I was trying to convey the same back there silently by touching my lips and signalling you to get them shaved but you thought I was giving you a flying kiss and blushed so hard for no good reason!"

Stall Guy at Village fest: "Hey there, wanna shoot some balloons? You can win this nice Silk Ribbon if you get them all!" ; You: "I came to this fest just to get my headshave done! What would I do with all that ribbon? If you could change the prize to a shaving kit, then I'll consider giving it a shot!"