Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: Wife: "I'm already losing a lot of hair, what would be left of it if I offer 3 fistfuls of my braid?" Husband: "Since you're losing a lot of hair anyway you better get all of it shaved then!"

"Honey, I'm warning you! I look too sexy with a shaved head. When they shave my head tomorrow, hope you don't have a boner and embarrass yourself in front of MIL and everyone. You better wear an extra set of underwear just to be safe!"

Translation: "Hmmm.. As soon as it got confirmed that I will be having my head shaved along with everyone tomorrow, this rascal ran into the bathroom already.."

Translation: 1. Middle one: "Sis, I'm telling you now and here itself. I won't be shaving my head at the temple." 2. Eldest one: "Are you kidding me? Didn't you hear what mom said? She told us all three of us to get our heads shaved. She knew you'd throw shit like this and put me incharge of our headshaves." 3. Youngest one: (in her mind) "Why are they talking about headshave? I thought it was going to be just 3 scissors."

Some would be embarrassed, but this is me.

"They got me here to this temple to get my headshave done without even considering the fact that I've been newly married into their house only for a week now.. I think this is my good karma from past lives that a secretly fetishistic girl like me has ended up becoming a daughter in law to a house like this..!"

When Normal people see fetishists getting shaved...

Translation: 1. *To her younger brother* "Didn't mom and dad get their heads shaved along with you yesterday at the temple by the same barber? Then why does your Head look so much smoother than their heads? Did you shave it again without telling us or what?" 2. "You did! didn't you? You sneaky little rascal! Why do you like headshave so much dude? When my brand new Venus razor in the bathroom felt dull this morning I knew something was up.. So this was it!"

HUSBAND: "You too sit down and get your headshave done. It would be nice." DAUGHTER: "Yeah mom, you too get your head shaved na!" MOM: "What's this dear? Earlier we decided that only yours and our daughter's headshave would be done na?" HUSBAND: "Yeah but now that my daughter is bald, she may feel bad if you walk around with that long hair in front of her!" MOM: "Please listen to me dear, she's talking out of ignorance, talk some sense into her.." DAUGHTER: "Uffo mom, you'll stay at home all day anyway.. What do you even need your hair for? Dad, you just start wetting mom's head now!"  

Translation: "What's this dear, you brought me to your village temple saying it's just some pooja ritual, but here why is there a barber sitting under the tree and why are you asking me to wet my hair now?"