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How the tables have turned

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Translation: "When you said you were coming back after fulfilling your headshave vow, I thought of teasing you as badlie but dude, why do you look so sexy with that shaved head!"  
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Patience Poo..

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Translation: "From the moment we came to the room, mom and dad have been snoring and sleeping. I wonder how long until they wake up and we go to kalyanakatta/tonsure hall to get our heads shaved!"  
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She just can't take a hint, can she?

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Translation: *That innocent girl who can't take a hint* "How strange that mom has denied permission to me to go and get a haircut at the parlor, she's never done that before. She must be busy with arrangements for tomorrow's tirupati trip maybe. I will just have my haircut when we come back."  
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DIL who gets MIL

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Translation: MIL to be: "Your hair is just so beautiful dear." DIL to be: "Stop it aunty, what's the point of this beautiful hair. You have apparently made a vow to take me to tirupati immediately after I get married to your son and have my head shaved smoothly there it seems! Your son leaked it to me."  
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Ashika's Tonsure problems

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And she has poor hair growth beware

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Translation: "I'm going to tirupati tomorrow to get my head shaved. If I don't have his confession ready when I return, I will keep you suspended until my hair grows back this length."
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Exercising self control

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Translation: "If I keep watching those headshave videos, I will end up shaving my head by myself before we even go to tirupati tomorrow. Let's try to meditate and control these headshave thoughts for a while."
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When wifey fulfills your desire

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Translation: 1. "Here honey. You have been waiting for so long to get my head shaved, right? Give this blade and token to the barber with your hands!" 2. "Haha, looks like my hubby wants my head shaved really smooth. He's giving a 200 rupees note as tip to the barber in advance along with my blade and token!"
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Tirupati trip fun

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Translation: My younger sis: "How many pics will you keep clicking bro? You have not put the camera down all day." My wife: "Let him take as many dear. We are going to get our heads shaved at tirumala in few more hours anyway, don't you want memories? You keep clicking pics honey."
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My wife is a Fetishistic feminist

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"Lately some self proclaimed religious pandits have been making videos saying 'Women shouldn't shave their heads'. If that's the case, why are temple authorities letting us women shave our heads at those temples? When husbands of women like us with headshave vows have no qualms with us shaving our heads, what is your problem with that?"
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Hair fall problems

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"Everywhere I go I see my fallen hair. Looks like I  will have to put up with this until I go to tirupati next week!"
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No one will...

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Translation: "If I silently go to tirupati and get my head shaved overnight and then comeback and act in my movies with a wig, who's gonna find out?"
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Fooled them

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You MF...

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Thanks for giving yourself away

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Translation: " You must be thinking why I've always been wearing this fedora ever since I came back from tirupati, right? I just bought this hat cause I liked it, that's it. I mean, I'm just telling you this cause you may be thinking that I have shaved my head at tirupati and have been wearing a wig ever since and using this hat to hide it. There's nothing like that. HiHiHi."
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We could have gone too..

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The only remedy

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Don't doubt our intentions

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Translation: That uncle who occupied your seats in tirupati train: "I came before you and sat here. I also think you guys must be good for nothing jerks going on  a random tour. Why should I give you the seats? Unlike you, I have a vow and I'm going to tirupati to get my head shaved..!" Triggered you : "Hello uncle, we are also going to tirupati to get our heads shaved only and that is why we made this train reservation before a Month itself. Dont try to act smart while sitting here without reservation and occupying the seats that rightfully belong to us!"
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Envious of their state

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Panic

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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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