Just be glad she hasn't left you
Translation: Husband: "What's up with you? I'm a man and your husband! Won't you give me any respect?" Wife: "When the village panchayat had my head shaved infront of the village last year for cutting our maid's braid, you instead of stopping them had a boner in your lungi and picked up my shaved hair. You call yourself a man and a husband? You ate like a pig, now go and sleep. Once I finish my chores I will come and sleep with you."