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How unsurprising...

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Never let Mom come to barbershop

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So embarrassing.

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Okay okay, won't cry mom.

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Newly weds I guess

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Translation: "Honey, when you return get a 'helmet' too along with the hat..!"

Strike Three

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Translation: "This is the second time that this b**** has asked for headshave and after I wet her hair completely she backs out and asks me to just cut the split ends. Next time she does this I will first shave some part of her head and then start the wetting."

Your new regular barber

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Translation: "Saar, don't think that just because I have scissors too I provide haircuts too! Their actual use is only to shape moustaches and put honorary 3 cuts in case of vow headshaves.. All I know is using a straight razor and nothing else."

Plus from all sides

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Logic

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Translation: Reporter: "Ma'am when you're so busy with your movies why would you attend some small shop opening like this?" Krithi: "Just because haircuts give him a higher profit margin, a barbershop guy won't send the customers who come for headshave back, right? This is just the same!"

Self Awareness

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Translation: "I look so ugly just in this snapchat bald filter itself. I wonder how much more uglier I will look after getting my head shaved for real tomorrow.."

Bought Chocolates 😨

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Translation: "I gave you the money to get a 'summer cutting' but you behaved like a grown up and decided for yourself that Headshave would be better and got it done. That's fine but they charge only 50 rupees for the headshave, don't they? What did you do with the remaining change of 50 rupees instead of giving it back to me?"

Right Moment

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Mom's direction and Wife's execution

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Translation: "Yeah aunty (MIL), I'm getting it done. He isn't crying. They've done the front. You want him to have a choti (tuft of hair)? Yeah, it is possible. I'll tell them."

Let her do it..

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Translation: "Hey honey, do you really have to go all the way to the barbershop just to get your already thinning hair shaved? Won't my years of experience of watching headshave videos on YouTube be enough?"

Funny Moments

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Honestly i prefer getting shaved on the waiting bench too..

My wife's sweet warning 😗 (with English translation)

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Translation: "See honey, when I took you to the barbershop near our home to get your head shaved you said that you're feeling shy to get your headshave done there. So I brought you to this unisex salon. You won't have to worry about being shy here. If you try to chicken out even now making some garbage excuses, you know what I'd be doing later, right? I'm gonna buy four new leather belts on our way home then..!"

Fine. Get over with it.

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Can't escape at any cost☺️

Surprise your women (with english translation)

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Translation: 1. "Who's that man coming this way with that freshly shaved head? He looks familiar.." 2. "That's my husband! I couldn't recognize him with that clean headshave look at all." 3. "Who are those other two baldies behind him? They are my Father in law and brother in law!" 4. "Attayya! (Mother in law), You sent all the men in the house to get a haircut and they seem to have shaved their heads cause it is summer anyway!"

Cornered at last (with English translation)

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Translation: "Dude this is egregious! When I was in college and my mom sent me to get my head shaved at a barbershop, I lost my virginity to the barber just to skip the headshave and that is how much of ruthless h*e I am when it comes to my hair..! And here you are calling me to a fake drinks party and restrain me to shave my head.. I will see your end you B*s*ard.. I beg of you, plz leave me man..!"

Headshave is an Aphrodisiac (with english translation)

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Translation: To her Husband: "Dude, Wait a minute! I had your headshave done just so I could control you but instead you've been banging me non stop after your headshave! I think if I had my head shaved too you would just chew me up on the spot with that heat!"

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