Headshave Memes Telugu and English

 

 

Translation: *Your Domme wife to you at Fest Tonsure area* "Hey man! I've taken a token for you and been standing here to hold this spot for you.. Your already bald head doesn't even have much hair and how long will you wet it, now come and sit down for your headshave!"

Stall Guy at Village fest: "Hey there, wanna shoot some balloons? You can win this nice Silk Ribbon if you get them all!" ; You: "I came to this fest just to get my headshave done! What would I do with all that ribbon? If you could change the prize to a shaving kit, then I'll consider giving it a shot!"

"Hey barber, how much longer will you take to shave those already bald uncles? Should I stay or go to someone else? You're making me wait so long for headshave!" "Okay I can't wait any longer now. I'm going to other stall. I thought if you did my headshave well I would bring all my family members too to you tomorrow. You lost my business." Barber: "Oh come on will you? Here, I'm done with them. You've been complaining non stop. Now, come and sit for your headshave, do you want me to put 3 scissors too?" "Yes but I don't want my head to be shaved with these cheap blades. I got my own blades and I want you to shave my head only with that!" Barber: "I don't know if I can do that.." "Here, have this 100 rupees and say no more. Just shave my head smooth with the blade I gave you. I will bring all my family tomorrow and get their heads shaved here by you!" Barber: "Seems like you're really into h...