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Village Girl who likes Headshave (with English translation)

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"Hey barber, how much longer will you take to shave those already bald uncles? Should I stay or go to someone else? You're making me wait so long for headshave!" "Okay I can't wait any longer now. I'm going to other stall. I thought if you did my headshave well I would bring all my family members too to you tomorrow. You lost my business." Barber: "Oh come on will you? Here, I'm done with them. You've been complaining non stop. Now, come and sit for your headshave, do you want me to put 3 scissors too?" "Yes but I don't want my head to be shaved with these cheap blades. I got my own blades and I want you to shave my head only with that!" Barber: "I don't know if I can do that.." "Here, have this 100 rupees and say no more. Just shave my head smooth with the blade I gave you. I will bring all my family tomorrow and get their heads shaved here by you!" Barber: "Seems like you're really into h
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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!"
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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