Frustrated Wife (with English translation)
Translation: Your wife: "I've been losing a lot of hair lately. Let us plan a trip to tirupati soon. What do you say?" You: "If you're losing hair, we should be visiting a clinic, not tirupati. Sometimes I feel like you are just crazy!" Your wife: "I'm saying I have been losing so much hair and want to shave my head completely at tirupati, you stupid husband! Ever since you've been balding you seem to be losing your brains too.. You can't understand me at all!"