Learn to read her signs (with english translation)
Translation: *My wife during my village headshave* "I didn't speak a word back at the tonsure hall cause our relatives were all around us but I have to say your beard and moustache look so bad with that shaved head of yours and do not suit you at all! Even then I was trying to convey the same back there silently by touching my lips and signalling you to get them shaved but you thought I was giving you a flying kiss and blushed so hard for no good reason!"