Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: "I'm going to tirupati tomorrow to get my head shaved. If I don't have his confession ready when I return, I will keep you suspended until my hair grows back this length."

You: "Mom, I don't wanna get any haircut. I want to grow my hair long, please!" ; Mom who planned Tirupati Gundu for you: "Okay sweetie, as you wish."  

Just stay quiet.

Translation: "See honey, when I took you to the barbershop near our home to get your head shaved you said that you're feeling shy to get your headshave done there. So I brought you to this unisex salon. You won't have to worry about being shy here. If you try to chicken out even now making some garbage excuses, you know what I'd be doing later, right? I'm gonna buy four new leather belts on our way home then..!"

Translation: "When they told me that they have some strict and peculiar rituals in wedding I thought they would be something like stomping on feet.. But what the hell is this getting bride's head shaved smoothly before the day of marriage! Headshave would make sense even if it was done for first night atleast. !"

Translation: "Dude this is egregious! When I was in college and my mom sent me to get my head shaved at a barbershop, I lost my virginity to the barber just to skip the headshave and that is how much of ruthless h*e I am when it comes to my hair..! And here you are calling me to a fake drinks party and restrain me to shave my head.. I will see your end you B*s*ard.. I beg of you, plz leave me man..!"

"Aaha.. just like a snake charmer dies of a snake bite, you who always bothered me asking me to shave my head and trying to shave my head ended up having your headshave done.. Poor you!"  

Translation: Director: "The villain will shave the head of item girl midway of the song. The part with your hair is done. Now for the latter part you will have to shave your head." item girl: "Usually the headshave happens to either villain or hero.. Who the hell writes a headshave scene for an item girl..!!"

Translation: *Your Domme wife to you at Fest Tonsure area* "Hey man! I've taken a token for you and been standing here to hold this spot for you.. Your already bald head doesn't even have much hair and how long will you wet it, now come and sit down for your headshave!"

Translation: You: "Why are you showing your A**pit when I am asking you how I look with this shaved head? Just say something!" Your GF: "Dude, just look at my dirty a**pit! I thought nothing could look worse than this but your face with a shaved head beats it!"

 

"Fine dear. I'll have my headshave done just like you wanted. You would then buy me a new necklace like you told me, won't you?" Husband: "Forget Necklace. Just shut up and get your head shaved. This summer, this headshave itself is the gift I'll be giving you." "What's this dear? Didn't you tell me two days back that you'd buy me a new necklace if I get my head shaved..!" Husband: "I'd have bought you one had you agreed to the headshave two days back itself.. It's okay, if you so want some jewelry to get your head shaved, I'll buy you a papidi billa (headpiece) after your headshave which you can wear after your hair grows back."  

These fetishists are easy to spot, especially when they don't wear hats.

Translation: "What's this dear, you brought me to your village temple saying it's just some pooja ritual, but here why is there a barber sitting under the tree and why are you asking me to wet my hair now?"