Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Just stay quiet.

Translation: 1. Middle one: "Sis, I'm telling you now and here itself. I won't be shaving my head at the temple." 2. Eldest one: "Are you kidding me? Didn't you hear what mom said? She told us all three of us to get our heads shaved. She knew you'd throw shit like this and put me incharge of our headshaves." 3. Youngest one: (in her mind) "Why are they talking about headshave? I thought it was going to be just 3 scissors."

Some would be embarrassed, but this is me.

Translation: "See honey, when I took you to the barbershop near our home to get your head shaved you said that you're feeling shy to get your headshave done there. So I brought you to this unisex salon. You won't have to worry about being shy here. If you try to chicken out even now making some garbage excuses, you know what I'd be doing later, right? I'm gonna buy four new leather belts on our way home then..!"

"They got me here to this temple to get my headshave done without even considering the fact that I've been newly married into their house only for a week now.. I think this is my good karma from past lives that a secretly fetishistic girl like me has ended up becoming a daughter in law to a house like this..!"

Translation: "Oh, she filed a case on him for that little? This husband definitely seems to be a fetishist. Why don't guys like these end up husbands to headshave lovers like me.. I'd have had my head shaved willingly without any complaints.."

When Normal people see fetishists getting shaved...

Translation: "Have you put a nice quality blade? If not, just tell me, I will get them from shop nearby. My shaved head turning out real smooth is important to me..!"

Translation: "The amount I quoted you earlier includes only my Headshave. If you wanna 'do' me too then it will cost you triple the amount.You must have thought of taking advantage of me because I'm just a w**** whose husband left her.. Now pay me triple the amount to shave my head and F*** me or just pay me the original sum to shave my head, take my hair and F*** off..!"

Women's preferences are clear

No escape...

She seems to have enjoyed the headshave actually

That too in nothing but inners 🤭

Translation: 1. *To her younger brother* "Didn't mom and dad get their heads shaved along with you yesterday at the temple by the same barber? Then why does your Head look so much smoother than their heads? Did you shave it again without telling us or what?" 2. "You did! didn't you? You sneaky little rascal! Why do you like headshave so much dude? When my brand new Venus razor in the bathroom felt dull this morning I knew something was up.. So this was it!"

Can expect what happened next...

Translation: 1. "This barber seems weird. He could just rub with his hand to check the smoothness of the shaved head but he is squeezing the head so much while shaving it.." 2. "What about my mother in law then.. He's squeezing and touching her head so much and even at this age she's shamelessly closing her eyes and enjoying his touch. I guess it feels so good to have your head shaved..!" 3. "Well, why wouldn't it be.. There's an ongoing rumor in the village that she has been having an affair with this same barber guy in the name of weekly headshave for being a widow..!" 4. "I think my husband inherited his headshave fetish from this b***h only. When I told him that people may mistake me for a widow if I shaved my head, he said let people think he is dead, but won't let me go without getting my head shaved and made me sit down here for my headshave along with my MIL. What else can I do now apart from shaving my head.....