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How the tables have turned

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Translation: "When you said you were coming back after fulfilling your headshave vow, I thought of teasing you as badlie but dude, why do you look so sexy with that shaved head!"  
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Patience Poo..

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Translation: "From the moment we came to the room, mom and dad have been snoring and sleeping. I wonder how long until they wake up and we go to kalyanakatta/tonsure hall to get our heads shaved!"  
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She just can't take a hint, can she?

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Translation: *That innocent girl who can't take a hint* "How strange that mom has denied permission to me to go and get a haircut at the parlor, she's never done that before. She must be busy with arrangements for tomorrow's tirupati trip maybe. I will just have my haircut when we come back."  
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DIL who gets MIL

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Translation: MIL to be: "Your hair is just so beautiful dear." DIL to be: "Stop it aunty, what's the point of this beautiful hair. You have apparently made a vow to take me to tirupati immediately after I get married to your son and have my head shaved smoothly there it seems! Your son leaked it to me."  
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Mom's secret plan

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You: "Mom, I don't wanna get any haircut. I want to grow my hair long, please!" ; Mom who planned Tirupati Gundu for you: "Okay sweetie, as you wish."  
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Actresses at Tirumala must be feeling

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Translation: "If I had no movies to shoot for, this darshan must be happening with me having a smoothly shaved head."
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Can't hide the feelings

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Translation: "Honey, be honest. Even though you are dying to see me with a smoothly shaved head, you're just pretending to have said half hearted yes to my headshave, right?"
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Cope

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Translation: "Isn't it? I have been wondering why my hair is getting so thin lately too. But it's fine. I'm going to tirupati next month and I'm thinking of offering my hair completely to the lord!"
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We could have gone too..

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That moment she realizes..

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That means...
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Impatient Boyfriend (with english translation)

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Translation: "Dude, I told you I'm definitely getting my headshaved, right? Then why do you keep bringing up that topic again and again? We are going to Tirupati next week. I will get my headshave done there and comeback here. Just because you can't wait to see me with shaved head, should I shave my head today and here itself and go to tirupati next week or what?"
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Frustrated Wife (with English translation)

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Translation: Your wife: "I've been losing a lot of hair lately. Let us plan a trip to tirupati soon. What do you say?" You: "If you're losing hair, we should be visiting a clinic, not tirupati. Sometimes I feel like you are just crazy!" Your wife: "I'm saying I have been losing so much hair and want to shave my head completely at tirupati, you stupid husband! Ever since you've been balding you seem to be losing your brains too.. You can't understand me at all!"
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Hold your tongue (with english translation)

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"Mom, don't you get it? I don't want to give half my hair. I'll give 3 cuts and nothing more. Deal with it!" MOM "You're talking too much! But you gave me an idea. It's not cuts for you. I'll get your headshave done instead. I don't know when I can get your head shaved again. Come, lets go."   Daughter: "Sorry mom, I was caught up in the moment and yelled at you. I'd get half my hair cut. Please no headshave for me.."  
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You Vs Me (with English Translation)

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"You get your headshave done 'if' you go to Tirupati, That is the level you're at." "I go to Tirupati specifically 'to' have my headshave done.. That is my level!"  
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Foreword (added english translation)

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Translation: "See Mr. Barber, don't be shy that I look all posh and stylish! Please rub my shaved head 4 times or more and make sure it is very smooth... Take as much money as you want but make sure you don't leave any marks, this is my first headshave after marriage!"
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Tonsure Hall scenario (with english translation)

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Translation: *In the tonsure hall* 1. "Wow, you look so cute with that gundu sis! Now my turn, let me touch your head come here!" 2. "Hello, could you stop being over excited and sit down for your gundu? it's your turn now. You're stalling and causing my headshave to be delayed." 3. "This girl looks like a b*mbo. I must say I'm from cnn and dupe her and record her headshave!"
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I know your secret

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These fetishists are easy to spot, especially when they don't wear hats.
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Challenge that costed hair (with english translation)

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Translation: Reporter: "Ma'am, at the time of launch of this movie, didn't you make a challenge that you would shave your head if the movie flops?" Keerthy: "Yes, I did. That's why the headshave community from facebook review bombed my movie and made the movie flop hard. How can I not shave my head now.. I'm going to tirumala next week and I'll be shaving my head there."
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Divine motivation (with English translation)

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"I cried so much at home that I don't want this headshave at temple but over here why do I suddenly feel this strong desire to get my headshave done! Let God take care of everything else, I'll just go and get all this long hair totally shaved.."
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D Day (with English Translation)

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"We've finally reached tirupati.. just few more hours and all my long hair will be removed and made a smooth bald head.. It's my 10 years long dream after all.."
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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