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Teacher Nayan's request (with English Translation)

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When you're a math teacher and requesting Class X students to cooperate:  "Listen guys, you have been cracking jokes and passing remarks at me all these days but please cooperate with me for this revision classes atleast. Principal Sir has given me strict warning to maintain a pass percentage of 100. If you practice the problems that I have marked important you can easily pass the exam. If that happens I will be grateful to you all for saving my job and have my Headshave done this summer in your name! Please guys.."

When Mom defends your honor.. (with English Translation)

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Other mom to her kid in the barbershop showing you who's getting your head shaved: "Look at that, rascal, if you keep resisting to get a haircut I will spank you like that aunty did to her son and will get your headshave done too!" Your mom who got offended by that: "Excuse me! Neither did my son resist the headshave nor did I force him! He accepted my request to get his headshave done immediately when I asked him. Just don't blabber whatever comes to your mouth without knowing the truth. My son is a treasure!"

Sai Pallavi's reason for Headshave (with english translation)

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When anchor asked Sai Pallavi about her curly hair (Just for fun): "I normally used to have straight hair when I was a kid. My mom thought I'd get somewhat thicker hair if she got my headshave done and she did that to me for a good four times. My hair started to grow out curly somehow. Then she wanted to get that back straight and had my headshave done every year until she saw no results and gave up. Even until 5 years ago all I had was a smoothly shaved head..!"

Fetishist Girlfriend (with english translation)

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You: "What is this babe? Why won't you stop bothering me? Ever since we are seeing each other you never let me have hair on my head.. Why are you so obsessed about headshave?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "Don't get so angry babe.. you look so cute when you are angry with that shaved head! I won't be bothering you for long anyway, just until we get married.." You: "So what after marriage then?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "You'll get used to it!"

Headshave time

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Movie Effect on Headshave fetishists (with english translation)

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"I don't know why.. Whenever I sit in this posture other than in the bathroom, I just wanna have my headshave done smoothly by a roadside barber in this same posture just like Ashok from the movie Chatrapati..!"   Note: The headshave scene I'm referring to can be watched here .

Hold your tongue (with english translation)

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"Mom, don't you get it? I don't want to give half my hair. I'll give 3 cuts and nothing more. Deal with it!" MOM "You're talking too much! But you gave me an idea. It's not cuts for you. I'll get your headshave done instead. I don't know when I can get your head shaved again. Come, lets go."   Daughter: "Sorry mom, I was caught up in the moment and yelled at you. I'd get half my hair cut. Please no headshave for me.."  

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