That's irrational (with english translation)

GF: "What's up with you? You have been talking again and again about headshave ever since you saw my friend with her shaved head. Are you trying to.."

YOU: "Please babe, why don't you shave your head too just like her? I bet you'd look awesome and I'd do it myself to you. See I even got the blades!"

GF: "Fine dude. You saw my friend and want to shave my head. What if I screamed your friend's name in the bed every night?"

GF: "Tell me then. So if it's fine for you to see other girls with bald head and shave my head, then you should have no problem with me imagining other men while I make love to you, right?"

 

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