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Self Shave argument

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Translation: 1. "The razor's mine, the hair's mine, the scalp under that's mine. Why shouldn't the hand that shaves my head be mine?" 2. "Govinda, Govinda!" *Scrrkkk scrrkk*
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This belongs to you

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We could have gone too..

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You Rascal...

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Excitement that has no end

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The only remedy

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Explosive excitement

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Translation: "Hmmm.. As soon as it got confirmed that I will be having my head shaved along with everyone tomorrow, this rascal ran into the bathroom already.."
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Bought Chocolates 😨

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Translation: "I gave you the money to get a 'summer cutting' but you behaved like a grown up and decided for yourself that Headshave would be better and got it done. That's fine but they charge only 50 rupees for the headshave, don't they? What did you do with the remaining change of 50 rupees instead of giving it back to me?"
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Don't doubt our intentions

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Translation: That uncle who occupied your seats in tirupati train: "I came before you and sat here. I also think you guys must be good for nothing jerks going on  a random tour. Why should I give you the seats? Unlike you, I have a vow and I'm going to tirupati to get my head shaved..!" Triggered you : "Hello uncle, we are also going to tirupati to get our heads shaved only and that is why we made this train reservation before a Month itself. Dont try to act smart while sitting here without reservation and occupying the seats that rightfully belong to us!"
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Envious of their state

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Panic

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The first thing to do

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Right Moment

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Mom's direction and Wife's execution

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Translation: "Yeah aunty (MIL), I'm getting it done. He isn't crying. They've done the front. You want him to have a choti (tuft of hair)? Yeah, it is possible. I'll tell them."
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Only one thing on her mind

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That is the reason I'm here

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Translation: "Headshave?" "Yeah. I have to. It is a vow!"
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Stop.. No, keep going.

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Right complaints

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Translation: "Hello Attamma (MIL), your son is not letting me get my headshave done. Didn't you tell me last time that I can get my head shaved the next time? Then see what your son is saying, he says I should only give three scissors and that he won't let me shave my head at all..!"
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Change of strategy

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Too savage my love

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Translation: Husband : "You came with flowers in your braid and now you're becoming a smooth baldie. Lol." Wife : "Just like how you twirl your moustache and get on the bed with me only to last 5 minutes, isn't it?"
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Sensible decision Honey

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Telugu:
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College days

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Trembling already...
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Looks cute though

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Filthy but thorough..

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Translation: "Why did I end up at this filthy barber? He prolonged my headshave by finishing up others' heads.. Now he just shaved someone's dirty armpits with this razor and using the same to shave my face. You could've atleast changed the blade you idiot..!"
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Zero wastage

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Translation: "Mom, while you were getting shaved, the girl behind you chickened out and gave me her token blade and left. I don't think it's right to waste tirumala headshave token. Shall I get my head  shaved with this?"
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Super loyal Girlfriend

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"I shaved my head despite my parents being against it only to make you happy babe.. Now it's up to you if you wanna kiss my shaved head or c*m on it..!"
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Reasonable Request

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Translation: "Honey, I don't know how to ask you for this but could you please buy me a beanie? It's not like I have any problem with roaming around while bald like this, but it's just that the weather has been cold lately and I get chills during the nights due to this shaved head so.."
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Let her do it..

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Translation: "Hey honey, do you really have to go all the way to the barbershop just to get your already thinning hair shaved? Won't my years of experience of watching headshave videos on YouTube be enough?"
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Funny Moments

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Honestly i prefer getting shaved on the waiting bench too..
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Unexpected move

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Shut your haters up..
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Fed up with society...

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Translation: "I just don't get people's double standards.. They shave their legs and wear shorts, they shave their underarms and wear sleeveless but shave their heads only to put a hat on..!"
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Free Headshave Plus Sympathy

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Best possible way...
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Tricked me

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Translation: "I said there will be 'a headshave' not necessarily mine.. Now enough with complaining and let's go have a bath."
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Pay for the damages

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It comes back...
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That moment she realizes..

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That means...
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False promise

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Translation: "They told me that lots of women would be shaving their heads here and brought me here to my head shaved. But I see only myself with a shaved head here."
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He doesn't deserve her

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Translation: "I married you even though you had no proper job or social status that matched mine, just because I liked your face with shaved head.. Now if you say no to shaving your head, I'm gonna divorce you and ruin your life."
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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!" ...
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