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Shalini's bad luck (With English Translation)

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Translation: Superior : " Shalini, what's up with that sudden headshave and all those wounds and bandages? What happened?" Shalini: "Sir, these are two completely unrelated and coincidental happenings sir. Yesterday you scolded me for playing with my hair during the class and to fix my attitude I went to the barbershop near my home and got my head shaved. On my way back home, the street lights were not lit and our neighbor kid chintu who was cycling there was frightened by my bald look in the dark and screamed loudly. The street dog started chasing me. I fell into the gutter trying to evade it. Luckily my gundu didn't get a single scratch Sir."
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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