Headshave Memes Telugu and English

When anchor asked Sai Pallavi about her curly hair (Just for fun): "I normally used to have straight hair when I was a kid. My mom thought I'd get somewhat thicker hair if she got my headshave done and she did that to me for a good four times. My hair started to grow out curly somehow. Then she wanted to get that back straight and had my headshave done every year until she saw no results and gave up. Even until 5 years ago all I had was a smoothly shaved head..!"

You: "What is this babe? Why won't you stop bothering me? Ever since we are seeing each other you never let me have hair on my head.. Why are you so obsessed about headshave?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "Don't get so angry babe.. you look so cute when you are angry with that shaved head! I won't be bothering you for long anyway, just until we get married.." You: "So what after marriage then?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "You'll get used to it!"

 

"I don't know why.. Whenever I sit in this posture other than in the bathroom, I just wanna have my headshave done smoothly by a roadside barber in this same posture just like Ashok from the movie Chatrapati..!"   Note: The headshave scene I'm referring to can be watched here .

"Mom, don't you get it? I don't want to give half my hair. I'll give 3 cuts and nothing more. Deal with it!" MOM "You're talking too much! But you gave me an idea. It's not cuts for you. I'll get your headshave done instead. I don't know when I can get your head shaved again. Come, lets go."   Daughter: "Sorry mom, I was caught up in the moment and yelled at you. I'd get half my hair cut. Please no headshave for me.."  

GF: "What's up with you? You have been talking again and again about headshave ever since you saw my friend with her shaved head. Are you trying to.." YOU: "Please babe, why don't you shave your head too just like her? I bet you'd look awesome and I'd do it myself to you. See I even got the blades!" GF: "Fine dude. You saw my friend and want to shave my head. What if I screamed your friend's name in the bed every night?" GF: "Tell me then. So if it's fine for you to see other girls with bald head and shave my head, then you should have no problem with me imagining other men while I make love to you, right?"  

Your younger sister to your wife: "Hey big brother, here is a surprise for you! Vadina (sister in law) (your wife) is also going to get her headshave done along with us!" Your wife to you: "Yes dear. You asked me to get my head shaved, remember? and now your sister has convinced me too. That is why I'm getting my head shaved." Your wife's mom to your wife: "Hey, why are you getting your head shaved? Isn't it enough that your mother in law and sister in law are getting their heads shaved from your house? Why are you getting ready for headshave without any vow?" Your mom to your wife's mom: "Hey vadina (sister in law), will you shut your mouth or what! She's not just your daughter anymore but now she is my daughter in law too. Her hair, her choice. She'll grow it or shave it. Being her mother in law I have no objections and why do you care? If you so can't see your daughter with bald head, you better shut up and get your head...