Headshave Memes Telugu and English

Translation: You: "Why are you showing your A**pit when I am asking you how I look with this shaved head? Just say something!" Your GF: "Dude, just look at my dirty a**pit! I thought nothing could look worse than this but your face with a shaved head beats it!"

Translation: Your GF: "You've got your headshave done, fine. Why didn't you get that p***c hair shaved?" You: "P***c hair? You mean the facial hair? they call it moustache, idiot." Your GF: "Yeah I know but you look like a D*** with that shaved head of yours. That is why I called them so!"

I hope this compels you to go and get a Nice smooth complete headshave 😄

Stall Guy at Village fest: "Hey there, wanna shoot some balloons? You can win this nice Silk Ribbon if you get them all!" ; You: "I came to this fest just to get my headshave done! What would I do with all that ribbon? If you could change the prize to a shaving kit, then I'll consider giving it a shot!"

"Hey barber, how much longer will you take to shave those already bald uncles? Should I stay or go to someone else? You're making me wait so long for headshave!" "Okay I can't wait any longer now. I'm going to other stall. I thought if you did my headshave well I would bring all my family members too to you tomorrow. You lost my business." Barber: "Oh come on will you? Here, I'm done with them. You've been complaining non stop. Now, come and sit for your headshave, do you want me to put 3 scissors too?" "Yes but I don't want my head to be shaved with these cheap blades. I got my own blades and I want you to shave my head only with that!" Barber: "I don't know if I can do that.." "Here, have this 100 rupees and say no more. Just shave my head smooth with the blade I gave you. I will bring all my family tomorrow and get their heads shaved here by you!" Barber: "Seems like you're really into h...

*As a newly wed daughter in law to her MIL* "What's your deal Attamma(MIL)? Do you really wanna get my husband's headshave done for the sake of your old customs? You get your headshave done in place of my husband. I haven't even introduced him to my friends yet. I won't agree for his Headshave at all..!" *As a mom few years later seeing son's hair* "I just got his hair cut last week and his hair has grown so much already..! I will do one thing, next week I will take him and his Dad to the barbershop and get both their heads shaved smooth for the summer.. My husband also needs this cause he's been getting on his high horse lately..!"

"It's confirmed babe. I just talked to my mom, she said she has no plans to get my headshave done. You seem disappointed, why?" "Just because I asked my mom, she got an idea which she didnt have and got my headshave done.. 😭 atleast I have made my boyfriend happy now!"