Telugu Memes 301 to 310 (with updated English translations)

"You said you wanted to cut my split ends the other day. Yesterday you gave me this bob. What's tomorrow then? Are you going to shave my head?"



"I'm having this long hair and I have no problem with offering my hair. You have a stupid bald head and why do you resist to get your head shaved dear?"



"I didn't expect much but I have to say, that shaved head suits you on whole another level, my dear hubby.."



"Look dear, if you stop me from shaving my head at the last moment like last time, I'm gonna divorce you."



"hey vadina(Sister in law), why did you shave your head all of a sudden? You should have told me before, I would have sent my hair too along with yours so that my vow would have been fulfilled too."



"I feel so chilly, could you not wet my head and just shave my head dry please?"



"Whaaa... he not only got your head shaved but also shaved his head too just to fulfill your wish? How lucky you must be to have such a great husband!"



"How dare you enter my personal chambers and try to cut my hair..! I sentence you with lifelong headshave punishment."



"Hey where are you going man? To get blades? Shut up and get back over here and start shaving my head, I already got the blades too."



"You can't even shave your beard properly and you think you can shave my head huh?"

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  1. AnonymousMarch 4, 2020 at 10:03 AM

    Hello gundu pilla,yela unnav

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  2. AnonymousApril 28, 2020 at 6:59 PM

    Bro English script lo rayandi or translate cheyyandi to make it more accessible to those who can't read Telugu scirpt

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  3. AnonymousApril 29, 2020 at 7:56 PM

    can u please translate in English? ��

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    1. Bald'urJanuary 19, 2021 at 4:06 PM

      there are english memes uploaded now and I will translate them eventually.

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  4. AnonymousMay 6, 2020 at 7:04 PM

    Bro Telugu movie haircut scenes meeda kooda memes cheyyandi bro eg: nacchaavule,raagavendra etc..

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  5. AnonymousMay 6, 2020 at 7:18 PM

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  6. AnonymousDecember 9, 2021 at 10:48 PM

    Bro new memes inka chey bro

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