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Unnecessary questions

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Translation: Barber: "Looking at your scalp I think that you're shaving your head after a long time. Is it a vow of yours, ma'am?" Your Wife: "It could be my vow or my husband's obsession, why do you care mister? Finish the job. why play detective!"
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Wife's heads up

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"Honey, I'm warning you! I look too sexy with a shaved head. When they shave my head tomorrow, hope you don't have a boner and embarrass yourself in front of MIL and everyone. You better wear an extra set of underwear just to be safe!"
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Essential prep

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Translation: "Just like they put a garland and vermilion on a sacrificial goat and bring it, these guys are taking so many photos of mine with different hairstyles just to shoot a headshave video."
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Hypnotized

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When wifey fulfills your desire

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Translation: 1. "Here honey. You have been waiting for so long to get my head shaved, right? Give this blade and token to the barber with your hands!" 2. "Haha, looks like my hubby wants my head shaved really smooth. He's giving a 200 rupees note as tip to the barber in advance along with my blade and token!"
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Hope those girls love the Gundu too

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Will be the best night of your life

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Translation: "Just my words pitching headshave for us tomorrow made him go so wild on me. I wonder what would my condition be after I get this hair shaved off tomorrow!"
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No honey, you'd look so cute.

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Translation: "Please dear. I will get on a diet and lose my weight first and then shave my head. If I get my head shaved now with this physique, I will look like a bald boulder."
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Clever solution

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Translation: "Why are you saying no to my headshave, honey? Your problem is that you won't have anything for grip while we do 'it' at nights, isn't it? In that case I will leave a tuft of hair at the back, you can use it for grip!"
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Anything for your goals

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Translation: "What's the process sir? Are you gonna give me the promotion orders first and then shave my head or shave my head first and then give me promotion orders?"
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Just another female influencer

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Mom's Ego boost(18+)

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Good mistake

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Translation: "Why is the conditioner bottle still on the bed? Did I apply veet to my head instead of conditioner or what?"
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My wife's fate

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Translation: Mom: "Why are you wasting time taking pics of me right before my headshave sweetie? Your Dad will come in shouting at us for delaying at any moment, you know about his obsession with headshave.." Daughter: "Yes mom, I do. That is why I very well know that dad will definitely keep your head regularly reshaved for atleast 3 or 4 months. I don't know when I will see you with long hair again."
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Unforgettable Headshave

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She knows my fetishism

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Translation: "What are you staring at? Are you thinking of shaving my head too just like your innocent wife's? All these years your father himself couldn't touch my hair, what are you to me rascal!"
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Tirupati trip fun

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Translation: My younger sis: "How many pics will you keep clicking bro? You have not put the camera down all day." My wife: "Let him take as many dear. We are going to get our heads shaved at tirumala in few more hours anyway, don't you want memories? You keep clicking pics honey."
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No one can hate a gundu face

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Why isn't she stopping us?

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Lick it Sam

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Reckless Boyfriend

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Indecisive Boyfriend

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Translation: "I don't know why he got a vintage straight razor to shave my head and now went to get a modern one saying this one isn't sharp enough. let me click some selfies until he comes back atleast."
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They don't know each other

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Balding hubbies get no respect

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Better to not have hair then

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Boyfriend has a case of fetishism

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Wife's warning

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(Translation: "There there! Don't you back off now! You told me that you would get my head shaved. Now if you tell me to go for 3 scisscors, I'll forget that you're my husband and kick you on your a**, I'm telling you!")
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Cold feet

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She knows what she wants..

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She loves my wedding haircut

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Elder Sister's sadistic expectations

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Final words with your hair

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Elder sister satisfies Husband

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Translated by Google: Elder Sister: "What are you looking at like that? Money is not enough? Ask without a face." Younger Sister: "It's okay. If brother-in-law wants to shave you, you shave me instead of shaving and sleep with brother-in-law for money. I wonder how you got the intelligence of this broker!"
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My wife is a Fetishistic feminist

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"Lately some self proclaimed religious pandits have been making videos saying 'Women shouldn't shave their heads'. If that's the case, why are temple authorities letting us women shave our heads at those temples? When husbands of women like us with headshave vows have no qualms with us shaving our heads, what is your problem with that?"
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Hot wife's sorrow

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Translation: "I said no but he didn't listen to me saying he would f*** me all night and overdosed on viagra. His BP shot up and he died. Now they're gonna shave my beautiful hair bald and make me a widow!" 😭
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Hair fall problems

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"Everywhere I go I see my fallen hair. Looks like I  will have to put up with this until I go to tirupati next week!"
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Frustrated wife

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"He's telling everyone about my headshave for no reason, f*** this guy's extra a**!"
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Ashika's thoughts after shaving her face

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"Just shaving my face makes it feel so soft and fresh. I wonder how good it would feel to load another half blade and just shave my head completely..."
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No one will...

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Translation: "If I silently go to tirupati and get my head shaved overnight and then comeback and act in my movies with a wig, who's gonna find out?"
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Warning from future MIL

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Translation:  *With her brother's daughter at her headshave ceremony* "Look sweetie, if you keep crying that you don't wanna shave your head today, when you grow up and marry my son, I will get your head shaved everyday, I'm telling you!"
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Why Sreeleela signs so many movies

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Translation: "I have to do as many movies now itself cause I have made a vow to get my head shaved after the completion of my mbbs!"
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Disappointed wife

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Fooled them

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Logic

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Translation: Reporter: "Ma'am when you're so busy with your movies why would you attend some small shop opening like this?" Krithi: "Just because haircuts give him a higher profit margin, a barbershop guy won't send the customers who come for headshave back, right? This is just the same!"
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What are his intentions?

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Translation: "What's this honey? You said we were gonna watch our wedding video. But why are you making me watch these headshave videos? I don't mean to say that they are not great but why now?"
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Comparison

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Translation: "The girl with Bob haircut who just met us was a classmate of mine. She divorced her husband just because he had her head shaved against her will. Judging by this, do you realize how much of a great wife I have been to you by tolerating all your bad habits?"
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Can't hide the feelings

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Translation: "Honey, be honest. Even though you are dying to see me with a smoothly shaved head, you're just pretending to have said half hearted yes to my headshave, right?"
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Cope

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Translation: "Isn't it? I have been wondering why my hair is getting so thin lately too. But it's fine. I'm going to tirupati next month and I'm thinking of offering my hair completely to the lord!"
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When she is nasty af

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Translation:  1. "I shaved your head with ease but this pubic hair of yours is so-" 2. *spurt spurt* "-dense.. You sprayed all over my face. Looks like you were holding it throughout the headshave." 3. "I have licked all the c** on these shaved pubes anyway. Now I will lick the shaved head too!"
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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!"
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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