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Unnecessary questions

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Translation: Barber: "Looking at your scalp I think that you're shaving your head after a long time. Is it a vow of yours, ma'am?" Your Wife: "It could be my vow or my husband's obsession, why do you care mister? Finish the job. why play detective!"

Wife's heads up

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"Honey, I'm warning you! I look too sexy with a shaved head. When they shave my head tomorrow, hope you don't have a boner and embarrass yourself in front of MIL and everyone. You better wear an extra set of underwear just to be safe!"

Essential prep

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Translation: "Just like they put a garland and vermilion on a sacrificial goat and bring it, these guys are taking so many photos of mine with different hairstyles just to shoot a headshave video."

Hypnotized

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When wifey fulfills your desire

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Translation: 1. "Here honey. You have been waiting for so long to get my head shaved, right? Give this blade and token to the barber with your hands!" 2. "Haha, looks like my hubby wants my head shaved really smooth. He's giving a 200 rupees note as tip to the barber in advance along with my blade and token!"

Hope those girls love the Gundu too

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Will be the best night of your life

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Translation: "Just my words pitching headshave for us tomorrow made him go so wild on me. I wonder what would my condition be after I get this hair shaved off tomorrow!"

No honey, you'd look so cute.

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Translation: "Please dear. I will get on a diet and lose my weight first and then shave my head. If I get my head shaved now with this physique, I will look like a bald boulder."

Clever solution

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Translation: "Why are you saying no to my headshave, honey? Your problem is that you won't have anything for grip while we do 'it' at nights, isn't it? In that case I will leave a tuft of hair at the back, you can use it for grip!"

Anything for your goals

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Translation: "What's the process sir? Are you gonna give me the promotion orders first and then shave my head or shave my head first and then give me promotion orders?"

Just another female influencer

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