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Unnecessary questions

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Translation: Barber: "Looking at your scalp I think that you're shaving your head after a long time. Is it a vow of yours, ma'am?" Your Wife: "It could be my vow or my husband's obsession, why do you care mister? Finish the job. why play detective!"
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Wife's heads up

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"Honey, I'm warning you! I look too sexy with a shaved head. When they shave my head tomorrow, hope you don't have a boner and embarrass yourself in front of MIL and everyone. You better wear an extra set of underwear just to be safe!"
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Essential prep

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Translation: "Just like they put a garland and vermilion on a sacrificial goat and bring it, these guys are taking so many photos of mine with different hairstyles just to shoot a headshave video."
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Hypnotized

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When wifey fulfills your desire

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Translation: 1. "Here honey. You have been waiting for so long to get my head shaved, right? Give this blade and token to the barber with your hands!" 2. "Haha, looks like my hubby wants my head shaved really smooth. He's giving a 200 rupees note as tip to the barber in advance along with my blade and token!"
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Hope those girls love the Gundu too

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Will be the best night of your life

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Translation: "Just my words pitching headshave for us tomorrow made him go so wild on me. I wonder what would my condition be after I get this hair shaved off tomorrow!"
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No honey, you'd look so cute.

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Translation: "Please dear. I will get on a diet and lose my weight first and then shave my head. If I get my head shaved now with this physique, I will look like a bald boulder."
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Clever solution

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Translation: "Why are you saying no to my headshave, honey? Your problem is that you won't have anything for grip while we do 'it' at nights, isn't it? In that case I will leave a tuft of hair at the back, you can use it for grip!"
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Anything for your goals

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Translation: "What's the process sir? Are you gonna give me the promotion orders first and then shave my head or shave my head first and then give me promotion orders?"
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Just another female influencer

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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!"
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