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Made for each other

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Sorry, it's a habit.

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Translation: "You're gonna see me with a shaved head in some time at tonsure hall.. Even now how could you be checking out other women's shaved heads, honey?"
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Her husband is sweaty. Can't blame her.

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Translation: "Could you also wash that razor while changing the blade please? I mean you shaved my hubby's armpits with that at the end of his headshave so.."
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This is why you ask questions

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Translation: 1. "What 3 scissors aunty ji? Didn't you say get the head shaved after we reach the temple!" 2. "Yeah I was referring to your husband's head. Did you by mistake get your head shaved too or what? Cause that temple custom says if you get your head shaved once there you have to shave your head there every year from then on! Men can easily do it but it's too much for us women to commit to it!"
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Okay okay give me some time

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Translation: "Dude, if you want to see me with a shaved head just take me some place and get my head shaved. If you don't want to, just enjoy my long hair. But if you choose neither and keep sending me mixed signals, I'm going to kick you on your ass I'm telling you!"
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Strike Three

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Translation: "This is the second time that this b**** has asked for headshave and after I wet her hair completely she backs out and asks me to just cut the split ends. Next time she does this I will first shave some part of her head and then start the wetting."
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Exercising self control

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Translation: "If I keep watching those headshave videos, I will end up shaving my head by myself before we even go to tirupati tomorrow. Let's try to meditate and control these headshave thoughts for a while."
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Your new regular barber

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Translation: "Saar, don't think that just because I have scissors too I provide haircuts too! Their actual use is only to shape moustaches and put honorary 3 cuts in case of vow headshaves.. All I know is using a straight razor and nothing else."
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They are so immature

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That enlightened girl while becoming a monk: "I guess more than being sad that I'm becoming a monk, my cousins seem to be happy about the headshave that will happen to me in a while. Pity them."  
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Mom's secret plan

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You: "Mom, I don't wanna get any haircut. I want to grow my hair long, please!" ; Mom who planned Tirupati Gundu for you: "Okay sweetie, as you wish."  
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But the face says it all, honey.

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Wife seeing hubby after headshave; "If I tell him that he looks sexy with that shaved head, he will get too cocky. I better pretend like he looks just average."  
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Actresses at Tirumala must be feeling

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Translation: "If I had no movies to shoot for, this darshan must be happening with me having a smoothly shaved head."
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Stay unique

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Translation: "Not these undercuts and buzzcuts yaar, if I have to I wanna try a clean and smooth headshave once."
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Plus from all sides

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Hair = Ransom 🤭

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Translation: "So all this time you guys were discussing about removing my hair and not my life or something? I have been crying for no reason then."
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Whining only makes it worse

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Translation: Wife: "I'm already losing a lot of hair, what would be left of it if I offer 3 fistfuls of my braid?" Husband: "Since you're losing a lot of hair anyway you better get all of it shaved then!"
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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!" ...
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