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A fair deal

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Translation: Your Wife's Friend: "Have you gone mad? You had your head shaved just to have s*x with your husband?" Your Wife: "What else could I have done? My husband says he can't get hard unless he sees me with a shaved head! He gave me the pleasure I have been craving since marriage in last one night! I want that pleasure every night! I will have my head shaved not once but all my life for that!"  
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Cool honey. She just liked your smooth dome.

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Translation: 1. "Your bald head is so nice and smooth! Where was your hair shaved?" 2. "On my head! Why do you care?"  
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How the tables have turned

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Translation: "When you said you were coming back after fulfilling your headshave vow, I thought of teasing you as badlie but dude, why do you look so sexy with that shaved head!"  
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That is all the validation you need

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Realised it too late

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Translation: "I see absolutely zero improvement in my hair despite burning so much money on treatment. I better just shave my head completely smooth!"  
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She seems to have a lot of experience

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Translation: "Loading this into a straight razor and having the hair on the head shaved with it would feel so good dude.."  
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Rascal didn't listen

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How unsurprising...

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Just be glad she hasn't left you

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Translation: Husband: "What's up with you? I'm a man and your husband! Won't you give me any respect?" Wife: "When the village panchayat had my head shaved infront of the village last year for cutting our maid's braid, you instead of stopping them had a boner in your lungi and picked up my shaved hair. You call yourself a man and a husband? You ate like a pig, now go and sleep. Once I finish my chores I will come and sleep with you."  
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It is how it is sweetie. Suck it up.

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Translation: "So you're telling me that you are going to get my head shaved now as a punishment for failing my intermediate and then once again after I pass my supplementary exams, huh?"  
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Patience Poo..

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Translation: "From the moment we came to the room, mom and dad have been snoring and sleeping. I wonder how long until they wake up and we go to kalyanakatta/tonsure hall to get our heads shaved!"  
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What do you want me to do? Not record your headshave then?

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Translation: "When I ask you to hold the camera during my cooking vlogs you say no and now when it's my headshave vlog day, you haven't put the camera down since morning, you rascal!"  
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Don't worry, you'll get a medal and a hat.

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That is the power of straight razor sweetie...

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Translation: "How smooth have you shaved my head you rascal.. even the wig feels like it's slipping off!"  
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Wanna check the smoothness, aunty?

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Learn the difference

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Translation: "This is called a trimmer. You must use this to trim your beard or p*bes but not to shave heads."  
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Why not try it then?

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Translation: "If getting this scanty armpit hair with straight razor feels so good, I wonder how good it must feel to get all the thick hair on the head shaved!"  
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It's okay. You can enjoy him later in the night.

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Translation: MIL: "Hey girl, where are you? Your husband's headshave is almost done there. How long will you take to mix and bring the sandalwood paste?" Fetishist Wife: Inner Voice: "This old hag is so irritating. I thought of having my hubby's head shaved by supervising it close but she sent me into kitchen to mix sandalwood paste. Now I'm trying to rub my p**** watching his headshave through the window and she's not letting me do even that peacefully!" Outer Voice: "I'm bringing it aunty!"  
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She just can't take a hint, can she?

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Translation: *That innocent girl who can't take a hint* "How strange that mom has denied permission to me to go and get a haircut at the parlor, she's never done that before. She must be busy with arrangements for tomorrow's tirupati trip maybe. I will just have my haircut when we come back."  
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DIL who gets MIL

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Translation: MIL to be: "Your hair is just so beautiful dear." DIL to be: "Stop it aunty, what's the point of this beautiful hair. You have apparently made a vow to take me to tirupati immediately after I get married to your son and have my head shaved smoothly there it seems! Your son leaked it to me."  
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She is making a really good point

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Translation: "Honey, plz think again about our summer headshave.. What do we even stand to gain by having this stupid hair anyway?"  
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Too much respect

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Who's gonna tell her?

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Translation: "Sir, you've been closely directing my headshave and recording a video of it, is it true that this video will be telecasted on CNN like you said?"  
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Too smooth (with English Translation)

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Translation: "I think this barber uncle likes my shaved head too much cause he has been running his hand all over and shaving repeatedly to make it extremely smooth... Mom made me agree to this headshave saying I'll be having a boycut within 3 months.. if this is the case, i doubt if I will even have a dippa cutting after 6 months."
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When customs favour your headshave (With English Translation)

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Father in law: "So, you're giving your hair too, right dear?" Mother in Law: "Of course she will.. our family has a custom of getting the mother's head shaved too when we have a male child after all.." Her: "You're right Attayya (MIL).. But your son told me that I may not look good with total bald look and ask me to refrain from headshave..!" Mother in Law: "Let him cry, dear. You will look so good with gundu. I'll talk some sense into him, you just get your head shaved smoothly, the hair will grow back thicker too." Her: "Okay Attaya, I'll get my head shaved as you say."  
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Telugu Memes 291 to 300 (Added English Translation)

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"To get rid of my pimples and acne, I'll have to get rid of my dandruff first. To get rid of dandruff, I'll have get rid of my hair. Let's see how would this headshave idea work out for me.." "Very nice. How about I shave my head just like that nice and smooth, now and here?" "I'm already feeling very shy that you're getting my head shaved. Don't look at me like that, I'm having naughty thoughts." "Hey, just because I kept complaining that I don't want to shave my head, why are you leaving without shaving the back of my head?" "What are you looking at? I feel comfortable sitting like this only. So you won't shave my head if I sit like this or what?" "Hey, where are you going already wearing your pants? According to out agreement, after I give you 'what' you want, I told you I'd shave your head. Did you forget it?" "Rey, come and shave my head ra!"
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