Headshave Memes Telugu and English

You: "What is this babe? Why won't you stop bothering me? Ever since we are seeing each other you never let me have hair on my head.. Why are you so obsessed about headshave?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "Don't get so angry babe.. you look so cute when you are angry with that shaved head! I won't be bothering you for long anyway, just until we get married.." You: "So what after marriage then?" Your fetishist girlfriend: "You'll get used to it!"

 

"I don't know why.. Whenever I sit in this posture other than in the bathroom, I just wanna have my headshave done smoothly by a roadside barber in this same posture just like Ashok from the movie Chatrapati..!"   Note: The headshave scene I'm referring to can be watched here .

"Mom, don't you get it? I don't want to give half my hair. I'll give 3 cuts and nothing more. Deal with it!" MOM "You're talking too much! But you gave me an idea. It's not cuts for you. I'll get your headshave done instead. I don't know when I can get your head shaved again. Come, lets go."   Daughter: "Sorry mom, I was caught up in the moment and yelled at you. I'd get half my hair cut. Please no headshave for me.."  

GF: "What's up with you? You have been talking again and again about headshave ever since you saw my friend with her shaved head. Are you trying to.." YOU: "Please babe, why don't you shave your head too just like her? I bet you'd look awesome and I'd do it myself to you. See I even got the blades!" GF: "Fine dude. You saw my friend and want to shave my head. What if I screamed your friend's name in the bed every night?" GF: "Tell me then. So if it's fine for you to see other girls with bald head and shave my head, then you should have no problem with me imagining other men while I make love to you, right?"  

Your younger sister to your wife: "Hey big brother, here is a surprise for you! Vadina (sister in law) (your wife) is also going to get her headshave done along with us!" Your wife to you: "Yes dear. You asked me to get my head shaved, remember? and now your sister has convinced me too. That is why I'm getting my head shaved." Your wife's mom to your wife: "Hey, why are you getting your head shaved? Isn't it enough that your mother in law and sister in law are getting their heads shaved from your house? Why are you getting ready for headshave without any vow?" Your mom to your wife's mom: "Hey vadina (sister in law), will you shut your mouth or what! She's not just your daughter anymore but now she is my daughter in law too. Her hair, her choice. She'll grow it or shave it. Being her mother in law I have no objections and why do you care? If you so can't see your daughter with bald head, you better shut up and get your head...

"Shut up! You've done enough already and now you're crying cause I'm getting your headshave done? This punishment is too small for you anyway, rascal!" "Stop that crying! Didn't I tell you that if mom and dad ask about me you should tell them that I'm doing combined studies with my friends? Then why did you tell them the truth that I went to movies?" "Now listen closely. When mom and dad ask you about this headshave, you tell them that you got it done due to dandruff. If you bring my name up, I swear I will wax your shaved head every week, I'm telling you!"  

HUSBAND: "You too sit down and get your headshave done. It would be nice." DAUGHTER: "Yeah mom, you too get your head shaved na!" MOM: "What's this dear? Earlier we decided that only yours and our daughter's headshave would be done na?" HUSBAND: "Yeah but now that my daughter is bald, she may feel bad if you walk around with that long hair in front of her!" MOM: "Please listen to me dear, she's talking out of ignorance, talk some sense into her.." DAUGHTER: "Uffo mom, you'll stay at home all day anyway.. What do you even need your hair for? Dad, you just start wetting mom's head now!"  

"Fine dear. I'll have my headshave done just like you wanted. You would then buy me a new necklace like you told me, won't you?" Husband: "Forget Necklace. Just shut up and get your head shaved. This summer, this headshave itself is the gift I'll be giving you." "What's this dear? Didn't you tell me two days back that you'd buy me a new necklace if I get my head shaved..!" Husband: "I'd have bought you one had you agreed to the headshave two days back itself.. It's okay, if you so want some jewelry to get your head shaved, I'll buy you a papidi billa (headpiece) after your headshave which you can wear after your hair grows back."  

"You get your headshave done 'if' you go to Tirupati, That is the level you're at." "I go to Tirupati specifically 'to' have my headshave done.. That is my level!"  

Translation: * When Husband asks you to get your armpits shaved by the barber who just finished his headshave * "I just happened to wear this sleeveless blouse cause you like armpits and you're asking me to get my armpits shaved by the barber who just shaved your head that too while you're watching.. have some shame dear!"