Headshave Memes Telugu and English

I'm pretty sure many feel like this, gladly I'm past that phase.

That gotta sting...

Deepu Mommy can compel you to shave your head in a snap and you won't even know it.

Translation: Your wife: "I've been losing a lot of hair lately. Let us plan a trip to tirupati soon. What do you say?" You: "If you're losing hair, we should be visiting a clinic, not tirupati. Sometimes I feel like you are just crazy!" Your wife: "I'm saying I have been losing so much hair and want to shave my head completely at tirupati, you stupid husband! Ever since you've been balding you seem to be losing your brains too.. You can't understand me at all!"

Translation: *Your Ex in your engagement* "Vile b**tard! He shaved my head so many times during our college days that I lost my hair follicles and ended up having to wear a wig like this. Now he is getting engaged to a girl with such long braid.. I will bribe this b**ch's stylist at the time of their marriage and sabotage her hair!"

Translation: *Your Domme wife to you at Fest Tonsure area* "Hey man! I've taken a token for you and been standing here to hold this spot for you.. Your already bald head doesn't even have much hair and how long will you wet it, now come and sit down for your headshave!"

And they wonder why my Gundu is all wet...

Translation: You: "Why are you showing your A**pit when I am asking you how I look with this shaved head? Just say something!" Your GF: "Dude, just look at my dirty a**pit! I thought nothing could look worse than this but your face with a shaved head beats it!"

Translation: Your GF: "You've got your headshave done, fine. Why didn't you get that p***c hair shaved?" You: "P***c hair? You mean the facial hair? they call it moustache, idiot." Your GF: "Yeah I know but you look like a D*** with that shaved head of yours. That is why I called them so!"

I hope this compels you to go and get a Nice smooth complete headshave 😄

Stall Guy at Village fest: "Hey there, wanna shoot some balloons? You can win this nice Silk Ribbon if you get them all!" ; You: "I came to this fest just to get my headshave done! What would I do with all that ribbon? If you could change the prize to a shaving kit, then I'll consider giving it a shot!"

"Hey barber, how much longer will you take to shave those already bald uncles? Should I stay or go to someone else? You're making me wait so long for headshave!" "Okay I can't wait any longer now. I'm going to other stall. I thought if you did my headshave well I would bring all my family members too to you tomorrow. You lost my business." Barber: "Oh come on will you? Here, I'm done with them. You've been complaining non stop. Now, come and sit for your headshave, do you want me to put 3 scissors too?" "Yes but I don't want my head to be shaved with these cheap blades. I got my own blades and I want you to shave my head only with that!" Barber: "I don't know if I can do that.." "Here, have this 100 rupees and say no more. Just shave my head smooth with the blade I gave you. I will bring all my family tomorrow and get their heads shaved here by you!" Barber: "Seems like you're really into h...

*As a newly wed daughter in law to her MIL* "What's your deal Attamma(MIL)? Do you really wanna get my husband's headshave done for the sake of your old customs? You get your headshave done in place of my husband. I haven't even introduced him to my friends yet. I won't agree for his Headshave at all..!" *As a mom few years later seeing son's hair* "I just got his hair cut last week and his hair has grown so much already..! I will do one thing, next week I will take him and his Dad to the barbershop and get both their heads shaved smooth for the summer.. My husband also needs this cause he's been getting on his high horse lately..!"

"It's confirmed babe. I just talked to my mom, she said she has no plans to get my headshave done. You seem disappointed, why?" "Just because I asked my mom, she got an idea which she didnt have and got my headshave done.. 😭 atleast I have made my boyfriend happy now!"

When you're a math teacher and requesting Class X students to cooperate:  "Listen guys, you have been cracking jokes and passing remarks at me all these days but please cooperate with me for this revision classes atleast. Principal Sir has given me strict warning to maintain a pass percentage of 100. If you practice the problems that I have marked important you can easily pass the exam. If that happens I will be grateful to you all for saving my job and have my Headshave done this summer in your name! Please guys.."

Other mom to her kid in the barbershop showing you who's getting your head shaved: "Look at that, rascal, if you keep resisting to get a haircut I will spank you like that aunty did to her son and will get your headshave done too!" Your mom who got offended by that: "Excuse me! Neither did my son resist the headshave nor did I force him! He accepted my request to get his headshave done immediately when I asked him. Just don't blabber whatever comes to your mouth without knowing the truth. My son is a treasure!"

When anchor asked Sai Pallavi about her curly hair (Just for fun): "I normally used to have straight hair when I was a kid. My mom thought I'd get somewhat thicker hair if she got my headshave done and she did that to me for a good four times. My hair started to grow out curly somehow. Then she wanted to get that back straight and had my headshave done every year until she saw no results and gave up. Even until 5 years ago all I had was a smoothly shaved head..!"