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No one will...

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Translation: "If I silently go to tirupati and get my head shaved overnight and then comeback and act in my movies with a wig, who's gonna find out?"

Warning from future MIL

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Translation:  *With her brother's daughter at her headshave ceremony* "Look sweetie, if you keep crying that you don't wanna shave your head today, when you grow up and marry my son, I will get your head shaved everyday, I'm telling you!"

Why Sreeleela signs so many movies

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Translation: "I have to do as many movies now itself cause I have made a vow to get my head shaved after the completion of my mbbs!"

Disappointed wife

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Fooled them

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Logic

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Translation: Reporter: "Ma'am when you're so busy with your movies why would you attend some small shop opening like this?" Krithi: "Just because haircuts give him a higher profit margin, a barbershop guy won't send the customers who come for headshave back, right? This is just the same!"

What are his intentions?

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Translation: "What's this honey? You said we were gonna watch our wedding video. But why are you making me watch these headshave videos? I don't mean to say that they are not great but why now?"

Comparison

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Translation: "The girl with Bob haircut who just met us was a classmate of mine. She divorced her husband just because he had her head shaved against her will. Judging by this, do you realize how much of a great wife I have been to you by tolerating all your bad habits?"

Can't hide the feelings

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Translation: "Honey, be honest. Even though you are dying to see me with a smoothly shaved head, you're just pretending to have said half hearted yes to my headshave, right?"

Cope

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Translation: "Isn't it? I have been wondering why my hair is getting so thin lately too. But it's fine. I'm going to tirupati next month and I'm thinking of offering my hair completely to the lord!"

When she is nasty af

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Translation:  1. "I shaved your head with ease but this pubic hair of yours is so-" 2. *spurt spurt* "-dense.. You sprayed all over my face. Looks like you were holding it throughout the headshave." 3. "I have licked all the c** on these shaved pubes anyway. Now I will lick the shaved head too!"

Requesting Fetishists

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Translation: "I have brought straight razor, blades pack and water too with me.. Could someone please shave my head?"

If you're not serious she will give it to others

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Enquiry

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Translation: "Barber bro, we are planning hair donation at our hostel. You will have to shave 10 heads including mine. How much would it cost?"

Foresight

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Offer too good to pass

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Just play him

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He studied hard to see you Bald

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You MF...

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Thanks for giving yourself away

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Translation: " You must be thinking why I've always been wearing this fedora ever since I came back from tirupati, right? I just bought this hat cause I liked it, that's it. I mean, I'm just telling you this cause you may be thinking that I have shaved my head at tirupati and have been wearing a wig ever since and using this hat to hide it. There's nothing like that. HiHiHi."

Too bad you don't have her fetishism

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Translation: 1. "So you've decided to shave my head with your d*** in my mouth and f*** my a** after that..!" 2. "Honey, are you listening to what you're friend just said? There is not much you can do anyway, just tape this all while f*pping.."

Super Surprise

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Headshave Fetishists Among us...

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Hubby will face her wrath now

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Fetishist Girls be like

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Translation: "Whenever I see Boss' face he used to give off pervert vibes. But don't know why after he has shaved his head everything he does feels so sexy to me!"

Too late. Listen to your husband.

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Translation: Her friend: "Didn't you tell me that yours was a love-marriage and that your husband is a christian? Then why are you saying that he is going to get your head shaved for a vow?" That innocent wife: "He did tell me that they were Christians and he was right. But it is just that they are Catholics. Their customs include headshave vows too. He told me that he made a vow to get both our heads shaved at Velankanni should we get married. So he is going to take me there tomorrow and get my head shaved to fulfill that vow."

Change we need

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Translation: 1. "My life feels so boring. I feel like doing something crazy." 2. "Honey, I want to get my head shaved!"

Self Awareness

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Translation: "I look so ugly just in this snapchat bald filter itself. I wonder how much more uglier I will look after getting my head shaved for real tomorrow.."

Should have never left

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How to deal with an atheist husband

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Translation: 1. "Fine dear, if you don't wanna come inside stay here. I will go and offer 3 cuts and come." 2. "I got married to an atheist like you and I got my head shaved instead of 3 cuts because I'm uncertain if you would even bring me to tirumala once again in the future, *hihihi*.."

Foolish Elder DIL

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Translation: 1. "What is this attayya (MIL) ? Why would you get her head shaved just because you found her fallen hair on the floor? Have we (DILs) become that disposable to you?" 2. "Why is she so triggered about it? I got my head shaved without opposing. I think this moron doesn't know that I have headshave fetish!"

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